Showing posts with label costumes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label costumes. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 10, 2013

What I Do For You Tanya.

So last night I had a dance performance. It went pretty well. It was really fun. I think we did awesome. Getting ready beforehand though. That was a nightmare. See, we have to show up and hour beforehand in our costumes, makeup ready, and all that jazz. So I got home around 3:15, then I had to quickly shower and go to a lacrosse thing at 4. So I did that then went back home at 4:30. I immediately went to my bedroom to start getting ready. I pulled out all my makeup, pulled back my hair, and put on my face. I did a really awesome pink smokey eye with black eyeliner. I had really pink blush and bright pink lipstick. Don't judge, I like pink!

So after all that (which took an hour) I put on my fabulous costume which consisted of a skintight dress that goes about five inches below my hips, it's black and ends in red poofs with two gold stripes up the body area. I also wore thigh high tights that are black and white striped with red bows on the top. I also have red fishnet gloves, a small hat, and a weird jacket. The jacket in black and white striped, have red ruffles on the ends of the sleeves and doesn't even act like a real jacket. It only covers my arms and back. So in conclusion, my costume was terrible. Luckily I was able to wear leggings underneath so it wasn't too risque.

After I put on that monstrosity, I suddenly remembered that I had to have a zombie shirt! See I street dance with Tanya, who's in charge of the shows and such, and so we decided that the street dancers would do Thriller. So I didn't have my Thriller costume. Shit. Right then, I heard my dad walk through the door. I sprinted downstairs and hysterically yelled at him:

"DadIneedoneofyourwhiteundershirtstocutupandmakebloodyforThrillerorI'lldieahorribledeath!"

That is literally what I said. He replied with a confused:

"Okay take whatever you need out of my drawer?"

After a hurried thank you I ran upstairs and took one of his white undershirts and ran to my room. I broke out the scissors and cut that badboy up! I then proceeded to get the fake blood out of my brother's closet and ran back to my bathroom. I put the shirt in the bathtub and sprayed blood all over that sucker! I ran out of blood doing that... So now my bathtub looks like a murder scene...

Le Murder*

Yaaaa... I still have to clean that...

On the bright side, My zombie costume was very nice!
Le Zombie*

So after I did that, I made my dad drive me to dance, I was there on time, I smiled, I danced, I sung, and I had fun scaring small children. It was a great show :)

Friday, November 1, 2013

My New Fancy Pants!!

So the other night while my parents and brother were having a very serious talk, my Crazy Scottish Cousin (Anna) and I were going through my five boxes of Halloween shtuff. You see, my cousin is visiting and decided to stay for Halloween so we had to find her a costume to wear (we failed by the way...). So I was going through everybody's old costumes, and what do I happen to pull out? The most amazing pants in the Universe!!! They're so beautiful!!

So the story behind the pants... One year for Halloween, my mother was a gypsy (I have no idea what year...). So since we keep all our old Halloween costumes, these pants have been rotting away in my brother's closet with all of the other Halloween costumes. So, I had never seen them. Until Now!!! I just love these pants so fracking much!!! Anyway, so I pulled them out of the box and lo and behold... Pants!!!! They are amazing!!!

Here's a picture of a model wearing my pants.

If you want to see a picture of my actual pants, go to here.

As you can see, my pants are the most fabtabulous thing you will ever see. They're super comfy and soft. It feels like you aren't wearing any pants, even though you are. It's amazing. Also, they're like pajamas, but they aren't. They're real pants so you won't get in trouble for wearing pajamas at school! It's amazing! They may seem a bit weird, but they're so comfy and amazing!

So, I hope you can find a pair of pants that you enjoy as much as I enjoy my pants. I love you all... Maybe... It depends on who you are... Don't be offended, I just don't like some people... So, goodnight, Nightvale. Goodnight.