My (Non-Existent) Social Life

So for the past week, I've been freaking out.

"Oh my God!! What am I going to write about in my blog!! OMG IF I DON' GET THIS DONE I WILL FAIL AND I WILL NEVER GET MY PHONE BACK AND THEREFORE I WILL NEVER HAVE A LIFE EVER AGAIN!!!!!" That has been my mind the past week. See, I've got pretty bad grades, so my parents took away my phone. So I finally decided on what to post about. My social life. Which has gone down the drain since last Tuesday. Usually, I'm a very social person. I hang out with people on the weekends, lots of other days, I'm good at keeping in contact, but since I got a D in Biology, I don't have a phone, and therefore, a social life. I feel bad because I have no way to talk to my friends to see if they can hang out, or, I'll go to school and one of my friends will be all like:

"Hey, I called you, like, eight times! Why didn't you answer? I needed to tell you something important!" Then I have to explain that I no longer have a social life due to the fact that I no longer have a phone. Then my friends get all pissy and decide to say:

"Well turn in your work and get your grades up so you can get your phone!" Or something along those lines and I'm all like:

"My Bio teacher doesn't accept late work. I can't," Then they get mad at ME like it's my fault my teacher doesn't accept late work! Which it is kinda my fault for not turning things in... But still! So I have no life, and I finish all my homework super early, then sit on the couch and do nothing all day. Like, what is this? The my parents nag me to get up and do something with my life, and I'm all like:

"I have no life, you took it away when you took my phone," and they say to use the home phone.

"Mom, Dad, I don't have my friend's phone numbers memorized, I'm not from the stone age like you are," Then they get all pissed at me like it's not my fault I don't have a social life! (Well it kinda is, but that's beside the point) The point is, I have no social life, and I have nothing to do all day besides sleep and do homework.

I apologize for this post, I was trying to make it funny, but it turned out to be more of a rant. At least TRY to find the humor, and maybe pretty please give me a good grade so I can have my social life back? But I do suppose, as Robert Frost said,"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on"

Here, enjoy this bear as a gift to make up for my lack of creativity. His name is Homosexual Rainbow, an inside joke between my friends and I.